Using the Dewey Decimal System as my organizing principle, the world of Do We? (get it?) emerged.
000 – Computer science, information & general works
▪ 001 Knowledge
I meet him online. Or he meets me online. He messages me first. And I am in bed, bored, online because online is how I meet men, and an alert window opens on my phone, because I use my phone to go online to meet men, and I read his e-mail, and what he writes makes me laugh, and I respond, and what I write must intrigue him, or what I write must make him laugh, because we begin volleying e-mails.
Him: So many of the men here are just here to play games.
Me: I’m not big on games.
Him: I like chess.
Me: Do you have a favorite piece?
Him: The queen. Always the queen.
Me: If you’re the queen, I’ll be your knight
Him: Will you be my white knight in shining armor?
Me: Promise to ride me all night long?
Him: Lol.

I absolutely love this. The structure is incredibly clever, and the way you mix of humor with open-heart honesty keeps me wanting more.